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SERIOUSLYā¦ WHATāS WITH THE PINEAPPLES?
WE GET ASKED
THIS A LOT.
COULD IT BE BECAUSEā¦?
Pineapples have been a symbol of hospitality for centuries. For a long while, they were considered a luxury fruit that was difficult to obtain and transport, so presenting a pineapple to a guest was a sign of true generosity and welcome. So, thatās why the pineapple is our mascot. Proving that we provide a warm and inviting atmosphere and that our clients will be treated with the utmost care and respect. And every single one of our customers gets given a pineapple as a symbol of our generosity (probably).
Got that summertime vibe?
Other than being delicious, pineapples instigate one reaction from everybody: IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS š¶ šø They make us all think of tropical regions and exotic holidays in sunnier climes than the great British summer time *sigh*. Maybe MAASā pineapples are here to represent that our services provide a sense of escape and indulgence. Or maybe we just like a cocktail or two (can confirm we do). Or maybe, just maybe, this is another story weāve cooked up to throw you off the scent.
UPSIDE DOWN PINEAPPLES š
Do you know what? Don't even ask.
We can confirm we didn't know this was a thing.
And we are not errr...swinging in that direction, mmmmk? š
keeping it fresh
That fact that pineapples are a rich source of vitamins, antioxidants, and enzymes, and are often associated with health and wellness. Maybe the pineapple represents a healthy L&D department and tells you that MAAS is fresh and beneficial for your L&D function. Maybe. Or maybe not.
Weāre getting a little desperate nowā¦
If you say āHan and Ashā ten times really fast, it sounds a bit familiar right? Yep, the old Ananas. Known here in blighty as our good friend, the pineapple. Or maybe this one is just a happy coincidence... who knows?
OK, YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH??
Like really? Really really? The truth is, we canāt tell you the truth. You canāt handle the truth. Plus we kinda like the cloak and daggers, donning a deerstalker kinda mystery around it. Itās rather enigmatic and we think some things are best kept secret.
So really, you'll just never know!
THERE YOU ARE
FAQs
What? You want to work with us? Oh youāre making us blush! To kick-start your marketing for learningĀ® journey, get in touch. We can work with you on any marketing for L&D requirements you have on, from consultancy all the way through to campaign management. So just give us a shout!
Hell naw. We wouldnāt deprive you of the MAAS weirdness like that. All of our work is done by us. In-house. Even though we donāt have a house. #remotework.
From time to time we do bring in expert designers to help your brand come to life, or animators to give your marketing tactics an extra special edge. Because thereās only so much we can do ourselves!
You bet! Weāve made a real impact for all of our clients ā many of whom come back time and time again. You can learn more about our incredible clients on our case studies page. And you can read some of their lovely words about us here. #humblebrag
MAAS is made up of two of the weirdest and most wonderful women weāve ever had the pleasure of knowing. Theyāre super smart and strange and make the best marketing magic. You can find out more about these two weirdos on our about us page.
Absolutely, weāve worked with small boutique businesses up to Fortune 50 organisations and everything in between. Weāre a custom business and that means we service your unique needs. Your business size has no bearing on the challenges you have, so letās talk!
